Pay per performance SEO

Received the following email today and pretty sure there will be people taking him up on the ‘offer’. Google are not naive and the power of link networks are negligible now after recent changes to the way it works out hot to position each website for each search query. If you receive any such email promising ‘anything’ relating to search positioning then hit the delete button.
We are a worldwide search engine optimization company specializing in off page SEO.  Have you been struggling to gain first page presence for your website or web business in Google?  If so, please continue reading as we have a no risk no obligation offer for you.
We offer pay per performance SEO.  This means we will move your website to the first page of google for a set fee per month.  You pay nothing upfront, meaning you send us your URL and keyword and we add your website to our link network.  Once your keywords make it to the first page of Google, you then subscribe to our service.  If you do not subscribe or continue to subscribe, we will remove your link from our network and your rankings return to normal.
If this is something you are interested, please respond to this email. If this is not your interest, don’t worry, we will not email you again.  This message is can spam compliant and is one time only.  If you feel like you have been added to our list in error, please reply with remove to opt out, although we can assure you , you will not be emailed again.