I'm a good Web Designer / SEO hire me

Getting plenty of requests for work for SEO including the one below, you can be sure that we will never let an offshore ‘stranger’ work on your website as we take pride in our standards and will never risk your websites design / development or SEO with an untested developer in India or the UK.
I am a Web designer specialized with Organic SEO and CMS Based website development like Joomla and WordPress. Currently I am looking for a job in the field of Web design / Development or Internet marketing (SEO / SEM). I have 9 years experience with SEO and Website Design. I would like to work remotely from my present location in India and help your organization with SEO, Website design and Development .
My other skills include XHTML, CSS, Photoshop, Dreamweaver and Flash.
I am able to work  on Joomla / Word Press Website customization and PPC also .
My Monthly wage expectation is as low as 1300 USD For full time work . Looking forward to discussing this job opportunity further and explore the methods by which I can contribute to the success of your esteemed organization.
another one
I’m a freelance designer / IT tech for a IT company in Delhi, im currently looking at furthering my career in website design and feel like I am unable to do so with the company’s I currently work for. It has been a good last 7 months with them but I would like to work with a design only company not an all-rounder.
I have HTML, CSS, basic PHP (I’m teaching myself) SEO, WordPress, Joomla, Vbull and prestashop CMS skills, also Photoshop, illustrator and Xara 3d skills. I also can do Computer and MAC repairs and servicing and IT support
Im looking at growing in the design business, I would be happy to do really small jobs first to get me into your company as I want you to see my work. You have been recommended to me over other less professional website design and SEO companies that we have heard about in Grays, Basildon, Stanford-le-hope, Corringham and Brentwood.