Have you every been sent or offered a Free SEO report? Well we have and so have most of our clients and spent a lot of time explaining what these are and what their purpose is. The purpose from the sender is normally to scare you into thinking your website is terrible needing immediate SEO to ensure it works for you. If your website is build by us you get a search engine friendly website that looks, works and ranks well. Obviously there is always improvements to be made in any website but we ensure we tick all the boxes for you when we launch a website after giving all the options for your budget.
The following email was received by us recently, its a ‘Free SEO report’ promising that we can ‘Achieve Success with Our Free Website Analysis Report’ The twist is that it was to one of our own websites so that we got the email and it currently ranks number 1,2 or 3 in Google, Bing and Yahoo for a variety of super-competitive search terms, it has record visitor numbers (9000 per month) and has been improved, tweaked and updated over the last 2 years. In short its an example of a search engine  friendly / optimised website that although not ‘perfect’ is pretty good in its own right. See the email below with our own unique (sarcastic) comments that demonstrate the lack of knowledge and desperation of this ‘company’ who wants you to part with large amounts of money to improve your website.
There are a number of things that can be done to make your website better. If you are interested to know how our services can help you with those, we will be glad to provide you with a detailed analysis of your website. And guess what? This WEBSITE ANALYSIS REPORT [WAR] is for FREE!
As a business owner, you are probably aware of the importance of having an online presence for it. [delicious webdesign – funny enough as Essex’s biggest and best website design and SEO company we are] But how do you know whether the website is instantly visible to your prospective clients or not? If your website does not have optimized visibility; it will be your loss as with passing time the number of visitors to your site will keep decreasing. [delicious webdesign – do you know that you are evaluating a website that has had increasing visitor numbers month on month over the last 2 years?] One way to solve this problem would be to get your website optimized for the popular search engines once it is live, or better yet during its construction. But before you opt for just any search engine optimization (SEO) service, [delicious webdesign – because yours is best I guess] you need to get a clear understanding about it. SEO is an ongoing process that updates the internal structure [delicious webdesign – internal structure mmm please tell me more] of your site for it to be found easily by the search engines and therefore, by your clients.
Want to know why you are not getting enough Social Media and Organic search engine traffic for your website?
1. Your home page rank is 3 – there is need to improve this further. [delicious webdesign – the Google Pagerank is indeed 3 but by choosing this as your primary point I guess you want to sell us links]
2. Your social profile cannot be readily found on the popular Social Media websites. [delicious webdesign – have over 200 genuine facebook page members and a twitter account with relevant and unique posts and photos – why can’t this be found]
3. Your SEO score is 36% which is way lower than what is necessary. We can easily pull it up to 100% by incorporating vital on and off-page factors which will bring guaranteed results. [delicious webdesign – 36% im so ashamed, how much does it cost to get 100% in your scoring system?]
4. Your site needs extensive work in the area of Google back-links [delicious webdesign – really? have you heard of Google’s recent Penguin algorithm update that targets website that participate in link schemes]
To tell you about us – we are one the fastest growing internet marketing companies [delicious webdesign – really you emailed us from a gmail account with no company or website links] currently having headquarters in California, USA. [delicious webdesign – thats really impressive – I bet you go to lunch with Matt Cutts at Google in Moutain View]  Even though we are pretty sure that you will be satisfied with our services, we offer 100% unconditional money back guarantee if you are not. [delicious webdesign – I am sure that my money will be safe with you]
We boast of the regular positive feedbacks that we get from our clients. They have repeatedly praised us for improving their Google search rankings as now their potential clients find them easily. After all, what can be better for your company’s website than being at the top left of Google (#1- #3 organic positions)? [delicious webdesign – organic rankings at the 1,2 and 3 position would be great but perhaps having it rank for competitive and relevant search terms is something this website is internationally recognised for]
Interested yet? Feel free to email us or call us. Or just give us your phone number and a convenient time and we will be sure to call you back. [delicious webdesign – unfortunately I dont fancy more spam and a confusing conversation with a sales person that has English as his secondary language so I will pass on your generous offer this time]

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